Katie. 17. Pennsylvania. Have fun on Katonio Island, the weather is fabulous this time of year!
the best moment in cinematic history
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| what the box says: | serves four |
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| what it means: | serves me |
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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I wonder who this could be for????
Things that come to me when trying to remember something from my notes on a test.
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I put pep talk notecards periodically through my thesis defense notes. It’ll probably be the only way I can get through it.
| Being sick in Elementary: | Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies |
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| Being sick in high school: | OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA |
| College: | did I have class today |
I have to defend my government thesis tomorrow and I have a weak thesis and poor proofs and I have NO IDEA what I wrote about so I have NO IDEA how I’m going to present it and Mr. Miller is going to make me cry and LKDFSLKAHJLFSKDHASKDLFHSAJHDJFHGSLIAEUF
please let me paint a mental picture portrait
something you won’t forget, it’s all about my forehead
deny what is important, holds back contents
that make pandora’s box contents’ look non-violent
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one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
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